shitty lincoln

You know when that person keeps bumping into you at the concert. So you just keep on farting on them.

Walk through a mall slowly while listening to Gatekeeper. Stare through the crowd at someone 30 yards away. Try your best to not imagine yourself murdering them.

Most art is fucking terrible.

Jams Pace

Jams Pace

Thanks Siri. If the 90s are that low, I’m going to assume they replaced most words with fart in the 1700s.

Thanks Siri. If the 90s are that low, I’m going to assume they replaced most words with fart in the 1700s.

I wish Apple made pants.